{"id":141,"date":"2016-03-30T11:32:18","date_gmt":"2016-03-30T15:32:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.lunalysis.com\/?p=141"},"modified":"2016-07-01T21:05:30","modified_gmt":"2016-07-02T01:05:30","slug":"the-thorazine-must-be-wearing-off","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.lunalysis.com\/?p=141","title":{"rendered":"The thorazine must<br>be wearing off."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It was shortly after 9:00am when the phone rang.\u00a0 There was a pause and the a click and then the inevitable thick-accented voice claiming to be from Microsoft. Yes,\u00a0 I know you have detected a virus,\u00a0 malware or some other digital nastiness\u00a0 that requires me to log into your magical website that will make me rich thin and beautiful while it secretly encrypts my data.\u00a0 Then you can force me to pay you bit coin for the encryption key.<\/p>\n<p>Come on guys (and gals &#8211; yes I&#8217;ve had some female scammers as well), I know there are people who fall for this but you must know by now that I ain&#8217;t one of them.\u00a0 While I do have some fun at times yanking your chain, this is really getting tedious.\u00a0 Can&#8217;t you put me on some list for a different scam just to keep things fresh?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It was shortly after 9:00am when the phone rang.\u00a0 There was a pause and the a click and then the inevitable thick-accented voice claiming to be from Microsoft. Yes,\u00a0 I know you have detected a virus,\u00a0 malware or some other digital nastiness\u00a0 that requires me to log into your magical website that will make me [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":140,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[5],"class_list":["post-141","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-tirades","tag-phone-scam"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lunalysis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/141","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lunalysis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lunalysis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lunalysis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lunalysis.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=141"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/www.lunalysis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/141\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":201,"href":"https:\/\/www.lunalysis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/141\/revisions\/201"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lunalysis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/140"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lunalysis.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=141"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lunalysis.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=141"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lunalysis.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=141"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}